Bio

The Always Dangerous Dougie Almeida

Hailing from Queens, New York, Dougie Almeida spent most of his adult life as a corporate presenter for one of the largest financial planning firms in the country. His specialty was taking lifeless insurance presentations and transforming them into works of comic art. In his spare time, he fought as an ISKA Heavyweight Muay Thai Kick boxer, retiring at 10-0 and earning the title “Always Dangerous”. So, what do you get when you cross an inventive corporate executive with a retired kick boxer? A stand- up comedian, of course!

Prior to taking the stage, Dougie gauges his audience, reaches into his vault and prepares his onslaught of humor. Once on stage, he delivers blow after blow of hilarity, hitting the audience with punch line after punch line. His wit and stage presence is second to none. One thing is always certain – Dougie Almeida will KNOCK YOU OUT!

Released his first comedy special, “I Mean No Harm” on “Open Bar Comedy May 2024. Winner of Improv’s New Faces of Comedy, Finalist World Series of Comedy Main Event 2015 & 2023. Dougie appeared twice on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on the segment, “Wall of America” & starred in recent FOX Sports social media campaign for FOX BET. Semi Finalist in Cleveland Comedy Festival 2013, Laughlin Laughfest 2014. Also participated in various comedy festivals, like; Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, Gilda’s Laugh Fest, SLO Comedy Festival, Laugh Your Asheville Comedy Fest. NOHO Comedy Fest. & Boston Comedy Festival.